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Inheriting Dust, Chapter 25 Inheriting Dust, Chapter 25

In chapter 25, Edmund thinks he's blown a lead, and foolishly lets his guard down. [more...]
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 24 | June 17, 2008
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 23 | May 30, 2008
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 22 | December 19, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 21 | December 07, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 20 | November 21, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 19 | October 15, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 18 | October 04, 2007
Legacy of Ashes | September 27, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 17 | August 17, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 16 | August 07, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 15 | July 25, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 14 | July 10, 2007
Deliver Us from Evil, a Review | May 28, 2007
If Cats Could Write (and Review) Books | May 16, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 13 | April 23, 2007
The Blame Parade | April 18, 2007
CSP Brand Do-It-Yourself Legal Forms | March 14, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 12 | March 07, 2007
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 11 | January 19, 2007
A Very Schpecial Holiday | December 14, 2006
The Liberty Experiment | November 15, 2006
The Most Meaningless Question | November 06, 2006
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 10 | October 24, 2006
The Departed, a Review | October 13, 2006
Summertime - a CSP Mix | August 01, 2006
Bleeping Beeping | June 20, 2006
Revolutionary - a CSP Mix | April 27, 2006
Live in Love - a CSP Mix | February 09, 2006
Danine, Part 15 (finale) | January 03, 2006
Happy Holidays - a CSP Mix | December 15, 2005
Danine, Part 14 | November 10, 2005
Danine, Part 13 | September 30, 2005
Danine, Part 12 | August 04, 2005
Danine, Part 11 | July 28, 2005
Danine, Part 10 | July 11, 2005
Danine, Part 9 | June 23, 2005
Danine, Part 8 | June 09, 2005
Danine, Part 7 | April 28, 2005
Danine, Part 6 | April 18, 2005
Danine, Part 5 | March 29, 2005
Danine, Part 4 | February 07, 2005
Danine, Part 3 | January 31, 2005
Danine, Part 2 | November 29, 2004
The Incredibles, a Review | November 15, 2004
Danine, Part 1 | November 08, 2004
Just Do It | March 31, 2003
Explaining Life | January 13, 2003
Monkeydrives | October 14, 2002
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 9 | August 05, 2002
The Deathtrap’s Pet | July 29, 2002
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 8 | April 01, 2002
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 7 | March 11, 2002
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 6 | February 18, 2002
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 5 | February 04, 2002
Biometric Scanning and Civil Rights, Part 3 | December 10, 2001
Biometric Scanning and Civil Rights, Part 1 | December 03, 2001
A Deathtrap Milestone | November 26, 2001
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, a Review | November 19, 2001
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 4 | November 12, 2001
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 3 | October 29, 2001
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 2 | October 15, 2001
What Hasn’t Changed in America | October 15, 2001
Inheriting Dust, Chapter 1 | September 30, 2001
Nudity and the Greatest Generation | September 24, 2001
Disaster Preparedness | August 24, 2001
Your Daughters: a CSP Album Review | May 29, 2001
D&D and Real Life | April 29, 2001
The Lost Track | April 23, 2001
From “Houndstooth Heaven” | March 11, 2001
Investigating Toilet Paper Alternatives | January 07, 2001
Joseph’s Resignation | October 01, 1999
The Lost Interview | August 01, 1999
The CSATFCWB Story, Chapter 7 | July 02, 1999
The CSATFCWB Story, Chapter 1 | July 01, 1999
The CSATFCWB Story, Foreword | June 30, 1999
Election, a Review | April 26, 1999
Joseph G. Carson's Bio
Joseph G. Carson Portrait Joe was the original guitarist for the now legendary Clark Schpiell and the Furry Cockroaches without Butts, playing two chords in a four-chord song under the assumed name of Jason, which he has taken to be a metaphor for his existence (the two chords part, not the Jason part). He has contributed several long pieces to CSP, including the crime novels Danine and Inheriting Dust, the latter of which is still in progress. He has also written the occasional humor piece, movie review, and political essay.
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