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Mothmen: A Solution
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mothman

I am a mothman, and I am not exposed of extinction as supposed.

I want to be able to live where you do, and the companion with whom I want. I want to be able to drive your cars and to eat your food.

Is this evil? Why is this erroneous? Why can you say to me? Years ago I went to a place where I lived in a box close to a sump. The box had a terrible odor. Why is it? It is because it is your defect.

You are bad people. Soon because of our inexpensive labour market you will be demolished. You will be a race of private apes. You will be sorry then as we carry your coffee drinks of slat and pour them on our shoes. As we laugh. As we dance. Soon!

I am covered in fine hairs and can fly. I have a Proboscis, which ripples itself/ crinkles. I date your daughter. I am a mothman!

Sincere,
A Mothman

end of essay
Eli is a writer/artist/animator/musician who met David during the LbP production of Jack Cracker, Viking Slave Detective, which he co-wrote. Eli has written several plays, his own internet radio series (Robot High School), Monsieur Gustave, and fronts the killer band the Monolators. It is important to note that his wife, Mary, is far more likable and talented than Eli, but she had better things to do with her time, so we settled for him. | more essays by Eli
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