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You can't get enough of it. You hear it everywhere, see it everywhere. Everytime someone says, "All your base are belong to us," you double-over in sidesplitting laughter. Or punch the geeky moron. Our very own Dr.M says nothing but AYBABTU. Every conversation anyone has had with him in the last few months sounds like this:

    David: "So, Dr. M, did you see the Clippers get whomped by the Spurs last night?"
    Dr. M: "All your base are belong to us."
    David: "Yes. Right. How's your wife? And your cats?"
    Dr. M: "All your base are belong to us."
    David: "Yeah. Your job?"
    Dr. M: "All your base are belong to us."
    David: "Well, I'll talk to ya later."

Now, that may sound bad at first, but you must realize that, prior to six months ago, he'd been saying only, "I see your Schwarz is as big as mine" since the mid-eighties.

Anyway, we at CSP are never too dignified to jump on any bandwagon that might call some attention to us, our website, or our round-but-firm asses. So, we'd like to unveil a new, highly-collectible t-shirt, available now at our CSP Store!

These highly-collectible t-shirts are made from highly-collectible 100% cotton. They are available in two highly-collectible styles: highly-collectible t-shirt and highly-collectible baby-doll t-shirt (for all those video-game geeks who want to show off their bellies). Each of these highly-collectible styles is availible in several highly-collectible sizes. Check out the pics below to see what is printed on these highly-collectible shirst, and then order one for yourself!



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David Nett Portrait David is an actor, writer and producer in Los Angeles. He's the founder and editor-in-chief of CSP, and a founding producer of the acclaimed Lucid by Proxy theater company. Despite all this, he still has to hold down a day job in the dot-com world, where he does product and interaction design. His acting has been called "committed," "detailed," "fearless," "hilarious" and "heart-rending" by the LA Times and Backstage West. His writing has been called "articulate and commanding" and "eminently readable" by Flak Magazine. His tenth grade Geometry teacher said he "does not work well in groups." | more essays by David
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