DO NOT SEE CINEMATOGRAPHIC PRODUCT ENTITLED TROY! I, a
Mothman, publishes this proclamation!
The reason is this sense: IT IS INEXACT AS HISTORICAL DOCUMENT.
Mothman knows that this is truthable, because Mothman was there at the
original battle from Troy. Yes!! Race of Mothmen travel through time with the use
of the special ice-skates. It is a large diversion and we make the noises amusing
while we cross through the time, noises we make such as "Vrooom Vrooom
Szzzziiiiiiieeeee Chhhh-Bong Bong Bobbb!" Hectar hectar hectar, which we
laugh, because it is humorous.
And so was I there and know the truth. Therefore the actual history of the Trojan
of war is: many, many days ago were there a Mothman and it had a human
woman, who was its girlfriend partner, who was called TroyKiesha. Mothman
obtained TroyKiesha by post office service, was it postally ordered girlfriend,
understands? But then Mothman sees that TroyKiesha is not really human
woman, discovers it is but teenaged Albino werewolf and not even humanly at
that. Therefore Mothman declares this situation for being swindle of the mails
and gives back the werewolf to offending individual, as he mails them. And
offending individual, it does not wish to have even posterior part of the werewolf
in return because the werewolf it eats the tapestry and it expels the substances
on the flooring. Thus they arrange to meet at the restaurant to eat and mediate
over however! What now? Mothman arrives in the very large wooden sock and
eats surprisingly everything everyone. That happens and so Achilles cries
frequently, because he was weak little virgin puberty girl in actual life! And
Odysseus was really a turtle. The end. THAT IS THE ACTUAL HISTORY OF
THE TROJAN OF WAR.
Mothmen this very hour is organizing their own company of production in order
to make the movie REAL of Troy. It will be called "TROY WAS LIKE THIS, NOT
LIKE THAT, FRANKLY a MOTHMAN." We show it that to humans in their
shopping centres and they will appreciate it and we devour them as they watch
in their seats. We eat the seats also hectar hectar hectar. It serves them
correctly. Then we make the sequel.